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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2004|10:20 pm]
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omgz its december?
ive been in this heroin fog 4 2 long
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2004|10:18 pm]
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i bite my nails down to the quick and it looks shabby

the apprentice tonite was crazy they were mad at invana for dropping her skirt but she didnt even show any p00n! it was just a pair of little boy shorts. she has the body of a 10 year old boy. cmon ppl
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MaNdY!! i MiSs YoU~~~~ [Oct. 24th, 2004|06:15 pm]
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[tunes! |GOODBYE TO YOU~]

ok so the recent ashlee simpson performance on snl made me rethink my life
am i just lip synching my way through the world?
i think so
all the cool kidz are going friends only, maybe i will do that too.
except...
i dont write in this ever


where is mandy when I need her to help me through this trying time?!!!
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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2004|12:48 pm]
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[feelings! |hornyWHORENY]

k so its been a month since i wrote
hello
hello
i have been working a lot
met a guy who says he loves me and hopefully this means REGULAR CUSTOMER = ♥ ♥ ♥
wtf is up with this update page
livejournal chaged a lot i gues sok
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2004|08:37 pm]
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[feelings! |hornyhorny]

i totally forgot about this thing and then bizarre_kid was all 'hay friend' and i was like 'o hay asl' and then she was like 'oshi' and then i was like 'lolzzzzzz'


2 make a long story short, i am back livejournal
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9 MILES TO FAME CITY YALL [Jul. 3rd, 2004|02:22 am]
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[feelings! |hornyhorny]

JeNNie~ Highway
Fame City9
Family Farm14
Bankruptcity47
Confusion Lane144
Hobotown328
Please Drive Carefully
Username:
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summer luvin had me a BLAST [Jul. 2nd, 2004|02:15 am]
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[feelings! |bouncymet a girl crazy 4 me]
[tunes! |summer lovin happen so FAST]

omg its july already
i cant believe it

the summer slips away sumtimes like a hooker in the night after a jon has fallen asleep on her arm
hopefully she snagged his watch 2
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(no subject) [Jun. 25th, 2004|07:04 pm]
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[feelings! |depresseddown]

k so i decided to work on a s1 layout but i kinda suck at it so if yer looking at this page and it looks like crap DONT JUDGE ME OK


i saw the movie you got served last night and it was awesome


its been raining all day and that usually means no work and that sux

im sad today
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(no subject) [Jun. 18th, 2004|12:45 am]
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[feelings! |artistic]

i like having long fake nails i can rake across some poor guys back
usually i pay the ladies that do them to put stars and rainbows on them but lately i have been dreaming of putting little vaginas all over them
i think it would be sexy! what about different pastel colored vaginas?!

good bye THIS


hello THIS




i wonder how to as 4 this w/o seeming like a total perv (EVEN THO I AM LOL!)
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kewl~ [Jun. 13th, 2004|06:42 pm]
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How to make a cheap_horse
Ingredients:

3 parts slut

3 parts crazyiness

1 part vanilla frosting
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little curiosity if desired!
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2004|04:12 pm]
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[feelings! |chipperchipper]

HELLO BLOG

I HAVE A CRUSH ON XTINA AGUILERA
i just saw her on vh1s awesomely bad hip hop and i dont care if they think shes bad i think shes aweseom and she can be hip hop if she wants and her an lil kim are friendfs and i luv lil kims style and xtina has an amazing rack

thats it

just want to fuck xtina
mebbe lil kim 2
ok you know me, both of them XP
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interesting... [Jun. 12th, 2004|04:01 pm]
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this is very interesting.
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this entry is dedicated to my anon frend who had her period for 2 months [Jun. 11th, 2004|12:39 am]
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[feelings! |bitchybitchy]

got my *~period~* today

i know people think that means no work for me, but WRONG
i have a couple of guys who LOVE IT
LOVE LOVE LOVE getting there red wings

the pay is great but i hate cramps and having to stress about things lik having enough tampons but its ok its my monthly curse and it means i am fertile and NOT PREGGNANT

i call it maintenance

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(no subject) [Jun. 6th, 2004|12:20 am]
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[feelings! |depresseddepressed]

the best prez ever has died & i dont know if i can go on

*KRI KRI KRI*


in other news, i got a new butt plug today
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its a poet tree [Jun. 5th, 2004|06:47 pm]
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[feelings! |bitchybitchy]
[tunes! |GUESS]

y dont u return my calls?
y u trip 'bout where i be?
u dont eva cum to see me
u say that yr too bizee

wat the hell i dont have time
y u messin wit my mind
i can find anothaaa guy
some1 who will treat me right

i dont need this BULLSHIT
i wont put up WITH IT any longer
U CAN go if you want
I DONT need yr pity
I WILL be just fine
if U DECIDE that you want to leave
CLOSE THE door behind you
I JUST want to know what

wat about alla the things that you say
wat about alla the promises that u made
wat about alla the eyez that u gave
wat about alla the things u told me
wat about alla the things that u say
wat about alla the promises that u made
wat about alla the eyez that u gave

wat about wat about wat about us?
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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2004|11:47 pm]
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[feelings! |awake]
[tunes! |howard stern show]

I'm going to take a break from listening to gravy train for a sec and tell the world about COOLER KIDS. download E is For Everyone. best song EVAR

I am in a great mood right now. as usual!
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its official [Jun. 3rd, 2004|05:45 pm]
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[feelings! |tiredtired]
[tunes! |hilary duff]

making glitter pics is worse then crack.
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WTFSO FUCKING HAWT [Jun. 3rd, 2004|04:47 pm]
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Have you seen this girl?

I made that!


n e way, I saw her video jsut now and was INSPIRED. She is so fucking hawtt! the things I could do to her with a water balloon and some twine.
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work work work [Jun. 3rd, 2004|03:30 pm]
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[feelings! |artistic]
[tunes! |xtina - dirrty]

So I have been learning to make some moving graphics in imageready but the blinking icon i made is too big for livejournal! LOOK



Pretty rite? But too big. FUCK ME! (PLEASE?) lolz

I am going to work on some more blinking stuff. I like making stuff in photoshop, it is fun. I think I am going to do some stuff on my fave celebs. CHECK OUT MY COOL ICON! I like xtina because she is a dirty little slut who loves fucking just like me! She doesn't take shit from anyone, and I think that's really awesome. She also has really awesome makeup.

I have been finding really cool people on livejournal. Alot of really neat journals and people. But I look and it seems like they all know even more people. I wonder how I get to make friends.
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livejournal is 400000000x better than blogger!!! [Jun. 2nd, 2004|04:23 pm]
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[feelings! |cheerfulcheerful]

I am learning how to do things to my journal with free overrides! I was using s2 because it was easy, but I think I might switch to s1! I saw some super cool stuff. AND I GOT LET INTO A BLINKIE COMMUNITY SO I CAN REQUEST BLINKIES AND MAYBE THEY'LL TEACH ME TO MAKE THEM AND THEN I CAN MAKE THEM FOR OTHERS! I am really excited.

So I want to put some pictures in this journal (I saw some awesome ones by people on my friends list, so I got INSPIRED.)
Tell me which one would be cool for a layout or which one is your favorite. KEEP IN MIND I'M NOT AN ARTIST.











Ok, I gotta go, I have a "date." It's raining. POO!!
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glitter is the coolest [Jun. 1st, 2004|08:28 pm]
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So I saw the coolest thing on this guy's userinfo! A BLINKIE. I had seen them before, but didn't know people on LJ made them! I need to learn how to make them. Now I wish my icon blinked and stuff. It is so right up my alley. I am going to find some tutorials. This is exciting and new!
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YAY [Jun. 1st, 2004|07:27 pm]
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[feelings! |accomplished]

Ok! So I am going around looking for cool new journals! Don't be weirded out if I add you, it's all for fun! ;D

Today was a really great day. I got 50 big ones for a "date." I made pony noises and he totally dug it. I gave him my cell number too. It's summer and that means fun! I went to the beach and got another "date" for tomorrow. I hope he brings cotton candy! My favorite is the blue kind!

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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2004|07:15 pm]
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[feelings! |hornyhorny]

I am born into life! Hello lovejournal! Come close and pet my mane!
Look out blogging, here I cum!
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